Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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