PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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