my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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