Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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