i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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