it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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