from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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