Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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