omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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