I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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