I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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