Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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