ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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