If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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