Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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