New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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