Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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