They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
