Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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