But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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