There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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