Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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