I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize