She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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