dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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