Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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