There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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