Where did you get a picture of my penis
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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