Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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