Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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