he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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