So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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