i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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