You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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