I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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