if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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