we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You ruined the universe
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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