bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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