She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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