he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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