I think I died a long time ago.
Soap is not a condiment
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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