Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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