i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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