He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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