i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i think my cat just said my name.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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