id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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