There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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