i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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