Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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