had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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