I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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