it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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