Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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