I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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