Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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