i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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