Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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